Category: Jared Singer

Some things are holy enough that they deserve …

Some things are holy enough that they deserve to only be done well.

Pretend that the whole world is the music vide…

Pretend that the whole world is the music video of your love. Finish every sentence by taking off your sunglasses, especially when you aren’t wearing any.

The hardest thing I ever did was take a shower…

The hardest thing I ever did was take a shower.

The hardest thing I ever did was take a shower…

The hardest thing I ever did was take a shower.

He likes big women? And yet he’s not been thro…

He likes big women? And yet he’s not been thrown a parade?!

I don’t believe in God, but I do believe in mi…

I don’t believe in God, but I do believe in miracles.

Some things are holy enough that they deserve …

Some things are holy enough that they deserve to only be done well.

When a body my size begins moving in a directi…

When a body my size begins moving in a direction, it tends to stay moving in that direction.

Jared Singer, “The Engineer Makes a Flow…

Jared Singer, “The Engineer Makes a Flow Chart”. Watch Jared’s FULL POEM!       

Pretend that the whole world is the music vide…

Pretend that the whole world is the music video of your love. Finish every sentence by taking off your sunglasses, especially when you aren’t wearing any.